I Kissed the DJ While My Friend Was Throwing Up… And Then I Kissed Her Too

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I had just gone through a breakup. Let’s just say I was embracing the single life, living my “fuck it why not” era to the fullest. So when my coworker invited me out to the club to see his DJ set, I said “say less” and got me and my friend on the VIP guest list.

At first I didn’t think much of it, since he’d invited other coworkers in the past. But I never could have predicted what happened next.

On Friday night, I pulled on a little black dress and my sexiest tall black boots— the shoes that became my secret weapon during my single era— and picked up my friend on the way to the club. I was ready to meet someone new and do something I’d probably regret. At least I accomplished one of those things.

Our first mistake was getting to the club at the beginning of the night. When we walked in and we were the only two people on the dancefloor, we got so embarrassed that we left and decided to pregame. We got some tacos and a couple drinks, and as LA traffic would have it, we were back to the club an hour later. We walked back in to find a lively crowd and a new DJ at the booth. Oops. I’d missed my coworker’s entire set. Regardless, my friend and I were there to make a few mistakes, so we ordered some drinks and hit the dance floor while a few guys circled us like sharks. I just hoped they’d hide me from my coworker, because I was afraid he’d confront me about missing his set. But ten minutes later, he saw me.

He smiled at me from across the room and started making his way over. When he got to me, he asked how I’d liked his set and I lied and said it was “tight.” I was relieved he didn’t notice I’d gotten there late. But looking back, I don’t think he would’ve cared— he’d had different intentions all along. He bought my friend and I a drink, and gave me some of his Adios— basically a variation of Long Island. That’s when things got a little blurry. The music was bumping, the drinks were hitting, the moonlight was doing that thing that makes everything feel more exciting, and I had no excuse not to do something crazy. So when he sat on the couch and patted the seat for me to sit next to him, I scooted in a little closer than I should have.

The moonlight was doing that thing that makes everything feel more exciting, and I had no excuse not to do something crazy.

My friend caught onto his plan and tried to mouth the word “no” to me from across the table, but I wasn’t in the mood to listen to sound reasoning. I was feeling a little more reckless than usual. I guess this is where I should say I’d thought about this coworker a few times, too.

We shared drinks and talked for a while as his face drifted closer to mine. When the night was almost over, he put his arm around me and my stomach did somersaults. That’s when my friend stepped in. She asked me to accompany her to the bathroom, and although I swore at the time that I wasn’t that drunk, I’m pretty sure I stumbled all the way across the room. When we got to the bathroom, she knew she couldn’t trust me to make any smart choices, so she made me go into the stall with her while she proceeded to make herself vomit so she could “sober up” and drive us home. Both of us were past the point of making good decisions.

A few minutes later, my coworker texted me to come see him outside. I looked at my friend on her knees by the toilet and saw an opportunity to escape. I darted outside and he was waiting by the door. He put his arm out and I got in close. He asked how I was and I think I said something like “I’m single,” which was all he needed to hear. “So can I kiss you?” he whispered, his breath warm and smelling of tequila. “Yeah, of course,” was my response.

When the night was almost over, he put his arm around me and my stomach did somersaults.

As he came in, I saw his face up close and realized I was making a mistake, but it was already too far gone. I closed my eyes and leaned in as his lips met mine. But a second later, I was abruptly pulled away. My friend had run out of the bathroom to stop me. She was annoyed with me for only a few minutes, but she was angry at him for waiting until I was completely incapacitated to make a move.

Suddenly, the adrenaline caught up to me and the weight of what I’d just done was too much to bear. We both ran to the car and I got in the passenger seat while she got behind the wheel. “I can’t believe I kissed him,” I started. “And it was probably messy at that.”

“I’m sure it was fine,” she tried to reassure me to calm me down. And then I leaned over and planted one right on her for reference.

“Okay, so maybe you’re a little toothy,” she said too honestly.

“Dammit! Well maybe it was more like this.” And I went back for seconds.

She pulled me away and reminded me that it didn’t matter, because it was probably the best couple seconds of his life either way. I laughed and told her she was the better kisser between the two of them. Do I regret it? Not at all. Am I a little disappointed that she pulled me away before it got good? Sure. But I forgave her because 1. She was looking out for me, and 2. There will always be another DJ.