confessions

I’ve never been the girl who gets picked out of a line. That’s important to know. I’m usually the one clutching my ID, praying the bouncer doesn’t scrutinize my photo too long, pretending I don’t care if we get turned away. So when the velvet rope parted for me like I was someone important, it felt surreal.

There’s a rule you don’t break. It’s not written down anywhere, but every girl knows it: your best friend’s ex is permanently off-limits. Not for a rebound. Not for a drunk kiss. Not for “closure.” Not ever. I broke it on a random Thursday.

I didn’t think a hat would be my villain origin story, but here we are. Dress codes are outdated and honestly, uncool.

The vibe was half bachelorette party, half ironic feminism, half regret. We grabbed drinks and squeezed into a booth, already hoarse from yelling over the music. I was scanning the room—not for anything in particular, just people-watching—when my eyes landed on a familiar posture.

For a brief, perfect moment, I felt invincible. Naked, drunk, floating on my back under a moon that felt personally invested in my happiness. This is it, I thought. This is the story I’ll tell forever. Then I put my foot down.

When I came to, my first thought was: Wow, the ceiling is really detailed. My second thought was: Why does the ceiling have leaves?

I used to think I was chill. Open-minded. A “do whatever you want” kind of girl. And for the most part, I am—until it’s 12:47 a.m., the bar is finally buzzing, the DJ has figured out the room, my third tequila soda has hit just right, and someone suggests we all go outside to smoke weed. That’s when I feel it: the vibe slipping through my fingers like condensation down a glass.