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Ashley Joy Parker
Which Mean Girls Character Are You Based On Your Cocktail Choice?
- By: Ashley Joy Parker
- January 18, 2024
Drink up losers…….
Ever wonder where you’d fit in at North Shore High? Would you sit with the “Varsity Jocks?” How about the “Art Freaks” or do you have what it takes to become a “Plastic?”
In the spirit of the new Mean Girls musical movie in theaters now, choose you favorite cocktail and find out what high school clique you truly belong to.
If you choose the Reality Check Margarita from Gran Coramino…
You’re a Regina George!
You’re not afraid to tell people how it is but you still come across sweet! Bold, unapologetic and the center of attention in any social scene!
Ingredients:
- 2 oz. Gran Coramino Cristalino
- 0.5 oz. Agave Syrup
- 0.75 oz. Lime Juice
- 1.5 oz. Watermelon Juice
Method: Half-rim a rocks glass with Tajin. In a cocktail shaker, combine all ingredients. Add fresh ice, then shake and strain into rocks glass. Garnish with Watermelon slice and Basil leaf
If you choose the All That Glitters from Lobos 1707 Tequila & Mezcal…
You’re a Gretchen Wieners!
It’s shiny, glamourous and you know that you’re going to be the talk of the town. With a mix of sparkle and simplicity this drink will have you looking as rich as the inventor of toaster strudel!
Ingredients:
- 1.5 oz. Lobos 1707 Extra Añejo
- 0.25 oz. Maple Syrup
- One Bar Spoon Orange Blossom Water
Method: Start by applying edible gold leaf to the side of rocks glass per package instructions. Set in refrigerator for an hour to chill. Bar spoon into the glass the orange blossom water and maple syrup. Stir to combine. Add in Lobos 1707 Extra Añejo and place large rock into glass and stir. Garnish with one (1) sheet of edible gold leaf – for glass
If you choose the Dirty Martini from American Harvest Vodka…
You’re a Janis Ian!
With a mix of tang and wit, this classic cocktail keeps it real just like the rebel of North Shore herself. You either love it or hate it!
Ingredients:
- 2.5 oz. American Harvest Organic Vodka
- 0.5 oz. Dry Vermouth
- 0.5 oz. Olive Brine
Method: Stir & strain into a chilled martini glass and garnish with three olives.
If you choose the Aperol Sour from Southbound Tequila…
You’re a Cady Heron!
With a burst of sweetness and a touch of attitude, if you choose this cocktail, you can navigate the North Shore maze with ease.
Ingredients:
- 1 oz. Aperol (0.5 oz for less bitterness)
- 0.5 oz. Agave (11-15g)
- 0.75 oz. Lemon (22g)
- 0.5 oz Water
- 2 oz. Southbound Tequila Blanco
- 0.25 oz. Egg Whites
Method: Add all ingredients to a shaker without ice. (Dry shake or use a frother tool to mix and to get egg white frothy). After frothy, add plenty of ice and shake for 30 seconds. Use a bar strainer to pour into a glass.
If you choose the Espresso Martini from Mercer + Prince…
You’re a Damian Leigh!
You’re the life of every party and crack jokes like nobody’s business. You’re bold, smooth, energetic, and always down for a good time!
Ingredients:
- 1.5 oz. Mercer + Prince
- 1 oz. Coffee Liqueur (Kahlua or Mr. Black)
- 2 oz. Cold Brew Espresso (or Iced Coffee)
Method: Add ingredients into a shaker filled with ice and shake to combine/chill. Strain into chilled martini glass and garnish with three espresso beans.
If you choose the Hot Coco-Cocoa from Beach Whiskey…
You’re a Glen Coco!
You go Glen Coco. You’re mysterious but everyone still loves you!
Ingredients:
- 1.5 oz. Beach Whiskey Island Coconut
- 5 oz. Hot Chocolate
Method: Combine it in a mug and stir. Top with Whipped Cream and Cinnamon Dust
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